good relationship as marriage email offer. long distance relationship example letter

This is email I have received recently.
It can be a beginning of a friendship or intimate relationship,
that may even become a reason for marriage one day,
however the person lives far away and I don't think I can take this offer.

The email is from someone who just had my email address and has never
seen me or my picture. We don't have any mutual friends either so I'm not
offending anyone by posting this offer here.
May be it can help you to write a love letter to somebody but you
can guess it's NOT a serious suggestion.

This is a read only, no reply message. I decided to not post the email address
of the sender.


THE MESSAGE:
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HI Dearest

First of all, Best compliments of the day to you in your home country from my side by heart. Dear I received your message on my ****.com address and very pleasure to read it.
Now dear I want to tell you some things about myself which I think is very necessary for you to believe on me at this stage. First of all I tell you I am a very responsible, honest, caring, loving, open minded and hard working person. My time is very precious for me and I don’t want to kill it. Professionally I am an MBBS Doctor and doing job in a well renowned Pakistani Govt. Hospital as a Senior Professor Doctor. Also with this job I am running my medical clinic and a Marriage Hall near my home. Because of this profession you can think how am I spending busy life. For this I start to search my love one on internet. When I see your profile on net, it really touches my heart and automatically I send an offer to you for friendship. I really very happy to read your message and helpless to think that I choose a nice person for life communication.

Now I want to tell you that if you want to make a good relationship as marriage with me then it’s my responsibility to care and help you in all respect in your life. I will give you love on your trust. I also new user on net that’s why don’t mind if you feel any mistake in my words. Dear I am a land load and very responsible and honest citizen of my country. I don’t like those people who do fraud and cheating to others and as a result I hope you will keep sincere relationship with me. These are some main principles of my life which I want to tell you.
Now if you are agree to maintain good relationship as marriage with me then I am ready to give you respect in all respect. I shall wait urgently your reply. Some other fact about my life is given below;

Name: Dr. Someone's Name
Profession: MBBS, MD
Status: as single
Cell#: +**-********
I shall wait urgently your reply. Some other
Thanks and regards
Dr. Someone's Name
From Pakistan
NOTE) I AM SO MUCH SERIOUS FOR TRUE RELATIONSHIP (MARRY) AS SOONEST ON THE BASED OF TRUE LOVE,FULL FAITH,FULL HONESTY AND SO MUCH EQUAL RESPECT WIT EACH OTHER
my yahoo messenger id dr.Someone's Name@yahoo.com as same on msn only add @hotmail.com.this address is same for email

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THE END.


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scam email/fake check LOL original crap. Western Union Worldwide fanancial offer to avoid

This is an unchanged piece, the e mailing
that showed up in my inbox with the subject : Greeting.

Totally original authentic unadulterated undiluted unedited precisely
copied carefully pasted pure real scam email.
Please bookmark this crap for future reference, for it is real aka not
fake piece of ' cruft'.

If you have friends do them a favour and share this rare find by using
a handy facebook button below.

Most importantly don't apply this as a email template because of
course all rights are reserved All Right.

If you LOL do it in a good company, share the wealth.

START
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--- On Sun, 12/5/10, Westernunion Worldwide
<westernunionworldwide96@yahoo.com> wrote:

From: Westernunion Worldwide <westernunionworldwide96@yahoo.com>
Subject: Greeting:
To: ------myemailaddress-----@gmail.com
Date: Sunday, December 05, 2010

EXECUTIVE
DIRECTOR FOREIGN
REMITTANCE DEPT ECO BANK
INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND
FROM:THE DESK OF THE PRESIDENT
OBAMA.
BATCH NO: I.M.F/009842/07.
Phone:+233543010229/01573333356
FAX (706)863-2675
REF. NO: IMF/1282884/2010

Dear Beneficiary:
After today Meeting with Government of Ministry of Finance Republic
due Ghana today they have decided to finalize all the Compensations
payment inheritance funds with you this year 2010, and now we have
arranged your payment of ($13,000.00) thirteen thousand united state
dollars of your Cashier check Compensations to be sent to you through
western union money transfer payment:

Your payment will sending to you by western union, the amount you will
receive per day is $9,000.00,first one and second $4,000 two time per
a day.

The minister trust funds of Benin Republic will send you the currently
standards track details you need to pick up your first payment by
western union, you will receive every day till you receive your
Compensations $13,000.00 united state dollars, now no need to send you
this Cashier check because United State Government complain bitterly
that there is many fake check coming from Africa, and for that Our
Government decided to paid all Compensations payment inheritance funds
Beneficiary through Western Union
Money Transfer payment.

The Director Administrator Ministry of Finance trust funds have
already signed your payment, now you are free to comply with payment
office on
this E-mail:( westernunionworldwide96@yahoo.com) however,
kindly contact the below person who is in position to release your
payment by western union $13, 000.00 per a day.

Mr:Alex Harrison.
The financial western union payment canter has been mandated to issue
out your payment and you have to stop any further communication with
those Scam or office(s) to avoid any hitches in receiving your
payment.
Note that the administrator payment
need this details from you to process your payment:

Receiver name---------------
Country---------------------
City------------------------
Tel-------------------------
Test question---------------
Answer----------------------
Copy of your Id.....................

Comply now because as soon as you sent this required details to
Mr Alex Harrison, he will start sending your payment by western union
Everyday $9,000.00 times two which
is $13,000 per day .

Regards
Dr.Frank Edmond( MD Eco bank)
Director Ministry of Finance Republic due Ghana.
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THE END.



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